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The Green Book

Over the last couple of years we seem to have been saying even more stupid stuff than usual. So we decided to start keeping a record... nothing incriminating mind you, because all entries are anonymous [see, that’s exactly the kind of thing we’re talking about]. We use a Green Book, which is in David’s top drawer. We’ll only ever post a few at a time otherwise you’d never get any work done, so drop by at the beginning of each month for a fresh fix.

... No one can snap a snail

... I thought it was a fly’s eye

... It’s a chair/shoe combination

... There’s small giblets on the roof top

... Calm your nerves half way down the ramp

... Wrong with a capital 'R'

... You see that car? There’s only one of them in the world and that’s not it

... Better my fluke

... I’ll put your hair in a van

... I wish I was a butcher